Twenty Three years old, Canadian, CUNT
Archivist, Writer, Artist, Friend, Bitch, Internet Personality ....
KRYSTAL!
What Interests Me?
I remember when i was younger i'd scroll through peoples websites like this and just be awe struck by the chaos of it all and wished I had my own! now i have free will and free time (kinda) so here i fucking am lmao
I'm a strong believer that the human body isn't something to be ashamed of, that being said I am filled with shame at all moments in time lmao, I think it's rlly unfortuante that our culture has collectivley decided that sexuality is taboo and "bad" or "dirty", so in response i am the biggest most unashamed whore possible. Hashtag free the nipple and all that
I'm from Canada!!!! I live in the middle of a silly little (horrid) town but I romanticize it so it's okay lmao, something about going for a long drive to the local tim hortons in a beat up truck is just so slay, that and knowing everyones bullshit is a unique kind of fun, like yes i know about julies divorce AND her sons DUI charge...
I collect a lot of things,( Knick Knacks, Porcelain Dolls, Pokemon Cards, DVD's, VHS, Old Tube TV's, Pretty Scarves, Jewelry, Monster High Dolls, Porn mags, Zines and many other things) idk if it counts as collecting if i don't have a specific type of thing i gravitate towards or if it's just called being a hoarder lmao, I wouldn't honestly go as far as to say that I'm a hoarder I do make an effort to curate and display the things i colect its just difficult to do in one room + ensuite batroom lol, but I def have the tendencies that if unchecked I could become one of those old ladies on hoarders except i would just be up to my tits in knick knacks. I love clown statues!, Art (sexy if possible), Stuffies!, Weed paraphinilia, Fantasy statuettes (Wizards, witches, dragons etc), DnD (My character is a slutty cleric!),halloween themed decor, anything Juicy Couture or Ed Hardy, Jewelry and other shiny things!
In my spare time i do a lot of different things, i write fanfic and ballbusting smut on two sepereate sites, I like photography and often get my BF and friends to be my models although its been a while since ive done any shoots im proud of, I like reading even though I don't get around to it as much as I'd like to (I love a good shitty 80s romance novel), as bad as I am at art I still love it, I play the sims quite often and post to my sims tumblr about it and I also really enjoy getting fucking high lmao (It's legal here suckerz) I also own and moderate a gay porn discord server! if y'all wanna join lmk and mayb I'll find a way to link it here XD
Some youtubers I love!: FaceTatt Philosophy (I really urge y'all to check his videos out my gawd he changed my outlook on life), Drawfee (A really fun art channel that me and my BF watch a lot, really entertaining content, bonus for their side channel Secret Sleepover Society), Ryan Hall Y'all (Great weather themed channel, tickels my interests and does amazing live streams for big storms), Swegle Studios (GREAT Tornado and Weather themed videos), Midwest Magic Cleaning (Favourite autistic cleaner youtube channel), Tater The Bard (DnD content and hes hot), Brittany Broski (I love her content especially royal court and apparently i look like her), Trisha Paytas (Ik shes problematic but I love that abt her), Mista GG (His fucked up documentary series is awesome), Nova Black (their houseless traveller series is very informative), Darby Valentine (shes so great esp if u like true crime, fucked up movies, Giallo, Mondo films etc), Ty Swell (Great Walking Dead Content),ESC Gabe (Best eurovision content out there)
Fav movies are the Twilight series and The Hunger Games series (guess im on that 2013 shit) I also love Bad Biology, Brain Damage, Call Me By Your Name, BrokeBack Mountain, Pink Narcicuss, Any Scooby Doo movie but specifically Zombie Island, Ghoul School, Cyber Chase, Reluctant Werewolf and The Witches Ghost. Obsessed with Gravity Falls, Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Monster High, Total Drama, Mystery Inc and The Walking Dead. Some of my fav Foods: Mac and cheese, Sushi, Pasta of any kind rlly, Subway, Butter chicken
Im a firm beleiver that a good pair of hoops can uplift any outfit, And the same goes for a good pair of falsies
As far as gender goes? who fucking knows? I have both masculine and feminine parts of me but to be honest the femme side is just more enjoyable ut the masc side can be fun and sexified too hes just repressed and sad, I like to say theres three parts to me, Chris, Christian and Krysttal, Krystal is the party girl, Chris the caregiver and Christian the toxic boy in the back.
Stay cunty bitches!!!!
