Twenty Three years old, Canadian, CUNT
Archivist, Writer, Artist, Friend, Bitch, Internet Personality ....
KRYSTAL!
What Interests Me?
I've always wanted a place to call my own, a place where I decide what goes where and how it looks, that want has culminated in this website!!!! the entire Krystals Palace experience is like looking into my vape friend brain!
I'm a strong believer that the human body isn't something to be ashamed of, that being said I am filled with shame at all moments in time and am constantly looking at myself in the mirror with a grimace plastered across my face, I think it's really unfortuante that our culture has collectivley decided that sexuality in any form is taboo and further that the human body itself is sexual just in its existence, so naturally in response i am the biggest most unashamed whore possible. Hashtag free the nipple and all that
I'm from Canada!!!! I live in the middle of a silly little (horrid) town but I romanticize it so it's okay lmao, something about going for a long drive to the local tim hortons in a beat up truck is just so ethel cain coded but like make it less southern gothic and more southern ontario, that and knowing everyones bullshit is a unique kind of fun, like yes i know about julies divorce AND her sons DUI charge...
I collect a lot of things,( Knick Knacks, Porcelain Dolls, Pokemon Cards, DVD's, VHS, Old Tube TV's, Pretty Scarves, Jewelry, Monster High Dolls, Porn mags, Zines and many other things) With the amount of things I collect I can see where people may worry about me becoming a hoarder, Beleive me it would take one life altering event and I could easily slip down that slope, but I wouldn't honestly go as far as to say that I'm a hoarder, I do make an effort to curate and display the things i colect its just difficult to do in the one room + ensuite batroom im in right now lol, but I definitley have the tendencies that if unchecked I could become one of those old ladies on hoarders except i would just be up to my tits in knick knacks. I also love clown statues!, Art (sexy if possible), Stuffies!, Weed paraphinilia, Fantasy statuettes (Wizards, witches, dragons etc), DnD (My character is a slutty cleric!),halloween themed decor, anything Juicy Couture or Ed Hardy, Jewelry and other shiny things!
In my spare time i do a lot of different things, i write fanfic and ballbusting smut on two sepereate sites, I like photography and often get my friends to be my models although its been a while since ive done any shoots im proud of, after graduating I feel like I lost my love for photography a bit, I hope someday I can regain that love. I like reading even though I don't get around to it as much as I'd like to (I love a good shitty 80s romance novel), as bad as I am at art I still love it, painting dicks on dollar store canvases and using my friends ipad to draw more psychadelic looking cocks, I used to play the sims quite often and I would post to my sims tumblr about it and I also really enjoy getting fucking high lmao (It's legal here suckerz)
Some youtubers I love to watch!: FaceTatt Philosophy (I really urge y'all to check his videos out my gawd he changed my outlook on life), Drawfee (A really fun art channel that me and my bestie watch a lot, really entertaining content, bonus for their side channel Secret Sleepover Society), Ryan Hall Y'all (Great weather themed channel, tickels my interests and does amazing live streams for big storms), Swegle Studios (GREAT Tornado and Weather themed videos), Midwest Magic Cleaning (Favourite autistic cleaner youtube channel), Tater The Bard (DnD content and hes hot), Brittany Broski (I love her content especially royal court and apparently I kinda look like a gayer frumpier version of her), Trisha Paytas (Ik shes problematic but I love that abt her), Mista GG (His fucked up documentary series is awesome), Nova Black (their houseless traveller series is very informative), Darby Valentine (shes so great esp if u like true crime, fucked up movies, Giallo, Mondo films etc), Ty Swell (Great Walking Dead Content),ESC Gabe (Best eurovision content out there)
I think movies are Titanic, Call Me By Your Name, Brokeback Mountain and The Hunger Games series, I also love Bad Biology, Brain Damage, Train to Busan, San Andreas, Pink Narcicuss, Any Scooby Doo movie but specifically Zombie Island, Ghoul School, Cyber Chase, Reluctant Werewolf and The Witches Ghost. Obsessed with Gravity Falls, Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Monster High, Total Drama, Mystery Inc and The Walking Dead. Some of my fav Foods: Teryaki Chicken footlong from subway, Butter chicken, Sushi (I love Unagi, Salmon and sweet potato rolls the most), A good bowl of KD and BBQ Pork Buns
Im a firm beleiver that a good pair of hoops can uplift any outfit, And the same goes for a good pair of falsies
As far as gender goes? who fucking knows? I have both masculine and feminine parts of me but to be honest the femme side is just more enjoyable ut the masc side can be fun and sexified too hes just repressed and sad, I like to say theres three parts to me, Chris, Christian and Krystal, Krystal is the party girl, Chris the caregiver and Christian the toxic boy in the back.
I hope you enjoy traversing my corner of the internet, Its always a work in progress lol, If you read this far plz feel free to reach out and say hi via the guestbook or my chatbox on the main page! Love y'all sm
Stay cunty bitches!!!!
