January 14 2026

Hey y'all, been working on the site a bit, trying to make load times slower and overall tranition the aesthetics into something that I resonate with more

The winter is truly a horrid time, butttt perhaps while everyone is bundled up I can sneakily lose weight and shock everyone come summer (spoiler this will not happen)

A few nights ago I got violently high and spent five hours sitting on my ass and watching choir videos on youtube, Who knew that bitches were still doing A Capella??? It was very enjoyable to watch, lowkey had extremely immirsive daydreams of a thinner version of myself singing that shit in Glee, by the way is it not insane that Puck from glee was like... THAT ... absolutely insane if you ask me, Also RIP Naya Rivera she wouldve loved the uptake in vaping across the nation

No really tho RIP Naya she had so many issues and just when things were getting better for her she was ripped from this world

My lesbian friend has notified me that most of my stories end in death or dick and its become somewhat of a drinking game when we hang out, wether or not the story leads to someone dying, or dick. I kinda love that for me if im being honest lmao

Anyways I hope yall are staying cunty, I'll know cuz im gonna ask my tarot cards abt u lmao

Kidding lmao

January 11 2026

Wild shit that its 2026, I'm alive though!!! Been drinking quite a bit since new years, not a worrying amount (yet) but still, enough that I havent been working on my site as much as Id like to lol.

currently drinking dr pepper zero and eating chips, feeling cuntalicious as one does

I need to make a shrine to my DnD character, her names Ysolda and shes a 40 something Cleric who worships the in universe goddess of lust and love, she is a holy whore

In other news Ive been scaring my friends with my eerily accurate tarot readings, I like being able to call their bs via card and blame the universe and my ancestors

Hope you all have a cunty 2026!