About Me

If you're uncomfy with this vibe plz leave lmao

!This site is not optomized for mobile! (also there is flashing lights!!!)I am brand new to using neocities lmao so this is my first attempt at making a site! Im 22 years old and u can call me Krystal (Crystal works) Or Chris!

I remember when i was younger i'd scroll through peoples websites like this and just be awe struck and wish I had my own! now i have free will and free time so here i fucking am lmao

I'm a strong believer that the human body isn't something to be ashamed of, that being said I am filled with shame at all moments in time lmao, I think it's rlly unfortuante that our culture has collectivley decided that sexuality is taboo and "bad" or "dirty", so in response i am the biggest most unashamed whore possible.

I'm from Canada!!!! I live in the middle of a silly little (horrid) town but I romanticize it so it's okay lmao, something about going for a long drive to the local tim hortons in a beat up truck is just so slay

I collect a lot of things, idk if it counts as collecting if i don't have a specific type of thing i gravitate towards or if it's just called being a hoarder lmao, I wouldn't honestly go as far as to say that I'm a hoarder but I def have the tendencies that if unchecked I could become one. I love clown statues!, Art (sexy if possible), Stuffies!, Weed paraphinilia, Fantasy statuettes (Wizards, witches, dragons etc), halloween themed decor, anything Juicy Couture or Ed Hardy, Jewelry and other shiny things!

In my spare time i do a lot of different things, i write fanfic and ballbusting smut on two sepereate sites, I like photography and often get my BF to be my model, I like reading even though I don't get around to it as much as I'd like to, as bad as I am at art I still love it, I play the sims quite often and post to my sims tumblr about it and I also really enjoy getting fucking high lmao (It's legal here suckerz)

I also own and moderate a gay porn discord server! if y'all wanna join lmk and mayb I'll find a way to link it here XD

Some youtubers I love!: FaceTatt Philosophy (I really urge y'all to check his videos out my gawd he changed my outlook on life), Drawfee (A really fun art channel that me and my BF watch a lot, really entertaining content, bonus for their side channel Secret Sleepover Society), Ryan Hall Y'all (Great weather themed channel, tickels my interests and does amazing live streams for big storms), Swegle Studios (GREAT Tornado and Weather themed videos)

- I Miss 2014 -

Fav movies are Twilight and The Hunger Games (guess im on that 2013 shit) Obsessed with Gravity Falls, Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Monster High, Total Drama and The Walking Dead Currently watching Mystery Inc and Ghost Hunters

Some of my fav Foods: Mac and cheese ORR Butter chicken. Drinks: Monster, Rockstar, Vitamin water SLAPS or a good French Vanilla. Time of day: Twilight//Sunset. Animal: Cats or fennec foxes. Hobbies: Playing the sims/ thrifting/ pinterest/ everskies, writing. Accessories: a good purse makes my life so much better also big ol hoops Some other random facts about me Im six foot one, My zodiac is Scorpio, I have asthma XD, My cats name is Casey ,and my dogs name is Travis, I cant draw well, Also i am something inbetween a man and a woman,,,,, both?,,, neither??? who knows lmao